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Giant Squid Washes Ashore in Santa Monica (Not Really)

Social media was ablaze Thursday with a fake story about a giant sea creature washing up on Santa Monica shores.

Screenshot/Lightly Braised Turnip
Screenshot/Lightly Braised Turnip

Well a lot of people, perhaps East Coasters suffering from the Polar Vortex and are jealous of our summer-like weather, circulated on social media Thursday The Lightly Braised Turnip’s satire piece about a giant cephalopod washing up on Santa Monica’s shoreline.

Santa Monicans, of course, know better and are not so easily fooled. After all, with our three-mile coastline, it’s easy enough to check. Though, it’s understandable how people suffering from hypothermia (conjecture on this reporter’s part) could believe it to be true. The “story” looks convincing enough.

It quotes Santa Monica Park Manager Cynthia Beard (not a real person) saying that scientists from the Scripps Research Institute (a real institute) intend to study the creature. The article is a follow up to an earlier satire piece about another giant sea creature washing up on California shores. These creatures, it claims, were a result of result of “radioactive gigantism” from the effects of the Fukushima Daichi Nuclear Power Plant disaster in 2011.

The disaster has been in news recently because of several supposed alternative news websites that were reporting high levels of radiation in the waters along California’s coast that originated from Fukushima. According to California Department of Public Health officials, there is no danger to the public as radiation levels have gone down ever since it was first detected two years ago.

The Lightly Braised Turnip is a satire online newspaper, similar to the Onion, though it does not have a disclaimer on its website.

As for the squid in the photo, it is a real giant squid that washed ashore in Spain in 2013, but it has been manipulated to look much bigger than it actually was. Giant squids can grow as big as 40 feet in length but is no where near the length described in the fake story.

Of course, Santa Monica is used to, by now, giant fictional creatures attacking its shores. Does anyone remember when King Kong attacked the pier?





Kizuna Astin January 10, 2014 at 06:42 PM
Guys, the waters are becoming very unsafe, despite what the media says. Just be careful.
Kim Miller January 10, 2014 at 11:31 PM
Funny nice hoax, just like global warming
Apolinaire January 11, 2014 at 10:41 AM
What is real, however, is that there is a lot of radiation in the Pacific Ocean and in our fish that are sold since the Fukushima disaster. Could it be that it is Japan's revenge for Hiroshima and Yagasaki?
William Cassaday January 11, 2014 at 10:54 AM
You might be on to something. They probably caused a tsunami and put their entire nation at risk by causing nuear meltdown all in an effort to have mother nature carry their radiation over to the us. Brilliant
Kim Miller January 11, 2014 at 02:02 PM
Japan is making good sense by going back to safe,reliable , cheap -coal. And we should too!
Rector January 12, 2014 at 08:32 AM
Hello Just for clarification....it's called Nagasaki....not Yagasaki.... Your comment is so wrong, in so many ways...that led to believe that, only a person called Apolinaire....would write or even consider writing that.... Regards
Apolinaire January 13, 2014 at 11:14 AM
Of course, it's Nagasaki. Sorry, it was a typo. Who could ever forget Nagasaki/Hiroshima? As to the rest of your not so nice comment, keep eating lots of fish and swim in the ocean. You didn't have to get personal having a name like Braizinha. At least mine can be pronounced (i.e., if you know French).

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