Giant Oarfish Found Off Santa Catalina: A snorkeling marine science instructor made the discovery of a lifetime when she discovered the carcass of a rare 18-foot-long, serpent-looking oarfish off Santa Catalina island. Those who saw the creature say they haven’t seen anything quite that disgusting since Hugh Hefner married Crystal Harris earlier this year.
Man Playing with Gun Shoots Sleeping Neighbor Through Ceiling: Authorities in Nashville have arrested 22-year-old David White and charged him with reckless endangerment after a gun he was playing with accidentally discharged, firing a bullet through his floor into the apartment below and striking a woman sleeping in her bed. Now to be completely fair, the woman did admit her bed was from “Target.”
Study Finds Oreos as Addictive as Cocaine: I a study designed to study the impact of high-fat and high-sugar foods in low-income neighborhoods, researchers at Connecticut College say they found evidence that proves Oreo cookies are every bit as addictive as cocaine. Now I’ll be the first to admit that I eat a lot of Oreos, but mine are prescription Oreos, prescribed by a doctor, not those Oreos people get at the supermarket.
Hunt for Amelia Earhart's Plane Back On: A new search for the wreckage of Amelia Earhart's plane, which disappeared in 1937, will launch again in 2014 near the Pacific island of Nikumaroro. Lets hope they find her soon. She's got to be getting pretty hungry by now.