Mike Metz is the Unemployed Eater. Nothing prides me more than living in Santa Monica. I can usually be found pecking away at Espresso Cielo or Dogtown Coffee, stuffing my face to absurd extremes at Milo + Olive or letting my dog poop on the rich people's lawns. Sometimes you can even find me running on the strand. If you do, stop me and say "hello" because I hate running and would love a distraction. I run the westside food blog, The Unemployed Eater.